So one of the WHO scientists says "they'll never find the vault without my help." After the scientist and the Israeli-girl escape the zombies, Gerry WANDERS RIGHT TO THE VAULT.They literally kicked Gerry's family off the boat after 40 hours of no contact.Did the hospital (a really high tech research facility) really have access to an outdated phone charger? Did Gerry keep one in his pocket? I don't understand that. How did Gerry's phone get charged at the hospital? It was dead before, and it was a really old model, it didn't even have a keyboard or touchscreen and didn't have a color monitor.Seriously?! How did they even know where they were, let alone find the hospital? Did the plane miraculously crash land within eyesight of the hospital? Did Gerry's phone, which wasn't even a smart phone and totally out of battery, happen to have a GPS? Did they have a map? Who the fuck knows. Despite being badly injured and landing randomly in the forest (and miraculously ever single person including the pilots are dead but GERRY and his Israeli pseudo-girlfriend survived), they manage to WALK right to the WHO hospital. When you're on a flight and the pilot says you've been cleared for landing, that means you're still 20-25 minutes away from landing, which equates to at least 100-200 miles. They were "near" their landing destination. Was he stuck in the closet? These zombies had super strength and could break car doors and brick walls easily and yet he couldn't open the fucking closet door? Seriously? NO: the zombie comes out RIGHT WHEN THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE TO LANDING. He wasn't triggered at any other point in the flight even though there was talking on the PA and probably talking of people on the plane. The dog barked at the beginning of the flight but somehow the zombie wasn't triggered. (2) How is it that THE ZOMBIE IS CHILLING IN THE CLOSET THE ENTIRE TIME. (1) Really, throw a bomb in the plane? Good plan. How is riding a squeaky, old, bicycle more quiet than walking?.Wouldn't she know/think that maybe he's on some dangerous missions and may not have time to receive random phone calls and that he'd call when he was in a safe spot. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA CALL YOU. I can't believe that after his wife calling Gerry in the middle of trying to refuel the plan and subsequently getting 6-7 people killed, all he has to say to her the following day is "you called at a bad time." Bitch, you just killed 6 people.Woops, trips and shoots himself in the head. He gives some super epic, philosophical speech (which by the way WHO FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT), then dies instantly after in the stupidest way possible. Whats the deal with this Indian harvard scientist who was supposed to be their savior."Ya guys, even though we know the zombies are triggered by sound, let's just have a ton of loud speakers so we can sing and praise Yaweh." DONT YOU KNOW THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO SOUND?!?! And second point related to this: why was the mic hooked up to every single fucking loudspeaker in the whole area. Seriously? Once that bitch picks up the mic and starts singing kumbayah I would've shot her. this Israeli guy has the fucking foresight to build A HUGE WALL AROUND HIS WHOLE COUNTRY, and somehow they don't know that the zombies are attracted to sound. This zombie apocalypse has been going on for a few days and/or a week or so.For a 10 year old kid, that seems LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. This means, Tommy had exactly 24 seconds to escape his apartment and get all the way to the roof without getting harmed. Secondly, zombies break in to their house (there's only 1 door) and SOMEHOW he manages to escape totally unharmed while both of his parents get bitten and die instantly. Tommy (the kid) has ZERO purpose in the movie whatsoever.Also, looking forward in the movie: for someone who was just an investigator, Gerry is pretty goddamn skilled at everything, including being having full medical training and being an expert marksmen. Seriously, for someone who was a special investigator for the UN, Gerry seems pretty stupid. The ship captain actually has to threaten to kick his family off the ship in order to convince Gerry to join the mission.His response: "Nah, I wanna be with my family." Even though saving humanity is the ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY, YOU WANT TO STAY WITH THEM. Gerry may be the only person with the skillset necessary to help find a cure and save everyone. Please read the inflection in my voice AS I CAPITALIZE FOR FURTHER EMPHASIS. I'm just gonna go bullet point this bitch, in no particular order.īefore reading further, please be advised that this review only contains spoilers. Generally I'm not a dude who sits and complains about plot holes and all, but what the actual fuck. #1 I feel compelled to write about how goddamn awful this movie was.
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